Funny Things Kids Say!

So here is our yearly stack up of the funny things our kids have said in 2014.  Enjoy, we should did.

"oh man, that was a big splinter, 

Bennett are you okay?"

(through his tears)

"I just need candy and ice cream

to make it better!"

-Bennett, age 4-

"Bennett! You know you are not supposed

to play in my necklaces!

Why did you do this?

Because I just wanted to be cute like you"

-Bennett, age 4-

"Bennett, do you know Easter isnt really

about candy huh?

Whats it about?

....oh! Eggs!!"

-Bennett, age 4-

"Woah, those are some angry ants"

-Bennett, age 4-

"Mom, you've gotta get me out of this cold

water! Hurry, I'm shaving!" (shivering)

-Bennett, age 4-

"Are you ready for me Mom? This is going to

be very dangerous"

(then he jumped!)

-Bennett, age 4-

"Mom, Camden squished my leaf bug.

He never even got to find his family"

-a very upset Bennett, age 3 1/2-

"Bennett, what are you doing?

Nothing

Then why are you smiling like that?

Because I love you!"

-Bennett, age 4

Standing outside his bedroom door:

"Mom, this is where the magic happens"

-Bennett, age 4-

"I need more birthdays Mom

I hope you have LOTS of birthdays, Bennett.  Like

a million

Ya, like a million!  Or, NO, like

FOURTY SIX!!!"

-Bennett, age 4-

"Mom, can we do my hair spikey today?  I want

a mow-hog."

-Bennett, age 5-

"What do you think whenever you see the color red?"

I'M AWESOME!!!

-Bennett, age 5-

(Haley said that's all we are going to put on now....if you want to read more you have to visit our house and read through her memory box)

(also Patton really didnt start talking until the end of they year so.....yeah not a lot of cards for him)